Hollywood Knights Quiz Answers

1) How many Knights were up in the tree?
Four ( you gotta look close, I mean real close )

2) What did Bimbeau tell the Knights when he caught them up in the tree?
"I'm gonna tell you buttholes somethin'. This shit is way out of line
& you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth or you're goin'
downtown!"

3) What did the Knights call Bimbeau after his 'Your ass is grass' speech?
Officer Lawnmower

4) What did Newbomb throw at Bimbeau?
A hamburger ( a Big One )

5) What was the name of Sally's college guy?
Dork

6) Why did Simpson have to wait to wheel out his rail-job?
Old Man to go to sleep

7) What was Tubby's famous for?
The 'Big One'

8) Why were the Iron-box twins cruising?
To pick up cute guys

9) What did Newbomb do that disappointed Sally?
He came

10) What kind of car did Wheatley have?
GTO

11) Why was Jimmy Shine leaving town?
He got drafted

12) What favor did Smitty do for Jimmy & Duke when they were little?
Fixed their bike

13) What tape was in Jimmy Shine's tape deck?
California Dreamin'

14) How was Smitty's army buddy killed?
Drove a command car into an ammo dump

15) What kind of car did Smitty modify when he was in the army?
Jeep

16) What was Jimmy Shine's wife cooking for dinner?
A roast

17) Where was Suzy Q going at 7 a.m. the next day?
Screen test

18) Where did Duke want her to go?
The beach

19) How did Tarzan sabotage the police car?
Potato in the exhaust pipe

20) How did Clark rescue Bimbeau from the restroom?
By shooting through the door

21) Who took the screw out of the restroom doorknob?
Shorty

22) What singer was on the poster behind Surf Sam's desk?
Neil 'Bobby' Scott

23) Who followed Surf Sam on the air?
Dr. J

24) What song did the recruits have to request?
Heatwave

25) What did Tubby give away at closing time?
Free beer

26) When did the recruits have to be back at Tubby's?
2 a.m.

27) What did the recruits have to carry with them back to Tubby's?
Tires

28) Who gave his car coat to Dudley?
Jimmy Shine

29) What color was the Iron-box twins' Mustang convertible?
Light blue

30) What song could Newbomb fart?
Volare

31) Which cheerleader forgot her panties?
The one in the middle

32) How was Officer Clark going to stop Dudley's convulsions?
Nightstick in the mouth

33) What was Dudley's last name?
Laywicker

34) What was Dudley accused of doing at the pep rally?
Farting all over the stage

35) What did Dudley call his toy rabbit?
Squeakems

36) What magic trick did Dudley practice on Mrs. Freedman?
3 ball trick

37) How did Jane & Cheetah get Dudley's attention?
Showed him Jane's tits

38) What movie star did Wheatley try to impersonate?
James Dean

39) What song plays as Moosie jumps into the girl's convertible?
Surf City

40) Name the two Iron-box twins?
Brenda & Shirley Weintraub

41) What did the principal's daughter give to the football team?
The 'clap'

42) What did Cheetah call her tits?
Eyes-Off

43) How did Newbomb tape the Iron-box twins?
Hid in a ladies restroom stall

44) What was the name of the one-armed violinist?
Sasha Dabinski

45) What did Mr. Katzenberg say about the violinist's performance?
"He grabbed it with his deek (dick)!!"

46) What song did the blonde girl sing at the talent contest?
Angel Baby

48) What delicatessen delivered the punch?
Azoff's

49) What was to be the name of the new library?
The Newbomb Turk Memorial Library

50) What did Bimbeau say after tasting the punch?
"Does have a little wang in it. Good, though."

51) How did the Knight's spike the punch?
They urinated in it

52) Where were the new recruits dropped off?
Watts

53) What did Earl's friend say about one of the recruits?
"The fool ain't got no dick, Earl."

54) What were the recruits wearing when they got back to Tubby's?
Dresses & feather boas

55) What did Mrs. Freedman say when Nevens was eating her pussy?
"Heavens, Nevens!!"

56) What was Mr. Freedman's first name?
Jack

57) What did Freedman say to Thorny when he introduced him?
"How's the weather up there?"

58) What message did the Knights spray on the pep rally banner?
Beat the (shit out of the) Panthers

59) What kind of car did Newbomb have?
'56 Chevy station wagon

60) What nickname had Newbomb painted on his car?
Pie Wagon

61) What message was painted on the tail-gate?
We haul buns

62) What was Officer Clark's favorite song?
Lawrence of Arabia

63) What was Clark trying to get off Bimbo's tray?
A chip / a damn chip

64) Who came to Tubby's from the beach?
Tarzan, Jane, & Cheetah

65) What were the beach people driving?
A woody \ 'nookie' wagon

66) Who was Smitty's war buddy?
Grease

67) Who put the tune on Jimmy Shine's hot rod?
Fiasco

68) What was the 'thing' on Jimmy Shine's hot rod?
an eight-track tape deck put on by Junior

69) What color was Jimmy Shine's hot rod?
piss yellow / Tony Nancy yellow
(Tony Nancy is an old hot rod builder who helped build the 57 in the movie. Many people think it's Tony Danza Yellow. Listen close...)

70) What was Newbomb's brother's name in the movie?
He never had a name, just Newbomb's brother... Newbomb, "That Pussy."

71) What part did Michelle Pfeiffer play?
Suzy Q

72) What T.V. sitcom actress played Sally?
Fran Drescher

73) What radio station did Surf Sam dee-jay for?
KBLA

74) What kind of car did the Chinese bandits drive?
AC Cobra

75) Who won the drag race between Duke & the Chinese bandits?
Chinese bandits

76) Where were the Chinese bandits when Duke was racing them?
At two o'clock

77) What did Simpson call the Chinese bandits?
Them almond-eyes guys

78) What kind of beer were the caterers drinking?
Pabst Blue Ribbon

79) What kind of plants were growing on the site of the future library?
The nice hibiscus

80) What make of van did the caterers drive?
Ford Econoline

81) At the start of the movie, what was hanging out of Newbomb's car?
a human arm

82) What did Dudley tell his mother he was going to do?
be late / get laid

83) Why didn't Jimmy Shine think he would be going to VietNam?
"They're just sendin' advisors."

84) What did Iron-box order from the car hop?
2 'Big Ones' and 2 cherry Cokes

85) What was broken in the ladies restroom?
Kotex machine

86) Who stuffed toilet paper in the toilet?
Wheatley

87) What kind of underwear did Bimbeau wear?
Boxers

88) What kind of car did Newbomb's brother own?
Bitchen Silver El Camino

89) Why did Bimbeau tow Newbomb's brother's car?
Parked by a fire hydrant

90) What kind of car was Newbomb's brother riding shot-gun in?
'56 Ford pick-up truck

91) Where did Nevens & Mrs. Freedman make out after they got out of the Corvair?
On a trampoline

92) When did the movie take place?
Halloween night (October 31), 1965

93) What did Nevens find on the Freedman's porch?
Aa flaming sack of dog shit

94) What did Bimbeau say to clear Tubby's parking lot?
"O.K. you weinerscnitzels, Get these over-priced sewing machines out of here!"

95) How many lead-sleds were at Tubby's?
A ton

96) How did the man with 5 penises' pants fit?
Like a glove

97) Who was Tubby's cook?
Brother Earl

98) What did Moosie have that pissed off Bimbeau?
cigarettes

99) Who got his dick stuck in his zipper while getting a hand-job?
Shorty

100) What four Knights spiked the punch?
Newbomb, Wheatley, Tarzan, Simpson

101) What song were the Doo-woppers singing outside of KBLA?
Under the Boardwalk / Tracks of my tears

102) What were they passing around as they sang?
Aa joint

103) What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion?
Aa piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes

104) What did the Doo-wopper tell the recruit after he passed him the joint?
"That'll put a hem in your dress!"

105) What was the graffiti message above the urinal at Tubby's?
Get some lipstick on your dipstick

106) What number is on Sally's jersey when she makes out with Newbomb?
# 20

107) What was Jimmy Shine's old-lady's name?
Dee-Dee

108) Which Knight hooks up the tape-deck at the talent contest?
Simpson

109) What street is Tubby's located on?
Wilshire Boulevard

110) What did Wheatley say to Iron-box?
Thanks for last night

111) What was Duke going to be doing in January?
startin' college

112) Where was Thorny Thornwell employed?
Channel 9

113) What was the first song that Dr. J played?
'Sherri' by the Four Seasons

114) How was Wheatley initiated into the Knights?
He had to climb a greased pole & put eggs up his butt

115) What exercises was Sally doing at the pool?
Dr. Eisner's New Facial Exercises

116) What kind of candy was Bimbeau eating?
Milk Duds

117) At the beginning of the movie, where had Wheatley been?
Out kickin' ass / kissin' ass

118) What was the name of the Freedmans' maid / housekeeper?
Juanita

119) What college was Sally planning to attend?
UCLA